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10 May 2006

Nationwide Rip Ridaz

CRIPS - Nationwide Rip Ridaz Album : Nationwide Rip Ridaz I'm casted out, casted up Loc, locked down I'm a menace I gives it up, I give a fuck, a Loc for life cause I'm with it I see fresh, dressed - like a million bucks I am the lowest rip rider in the navy blue Chucks Not the low top type cause they slip and they slide With the high tops for gangstas with the Stars on the side I'm buckin' off-brands, all Slobs, bitches and tricks And I'm from Eastside Fushed Town Mafia Crip WATTS UP to my homies on the 10 and the 5 In the cut on the street gettin' paid on the front line I rob for C side, death to my enemy Mission to make a mill and chill with my bigger G's. Share this post on :

07 April 2006

Kecanggihan teknologi

Kisah yang menceritakan tentang kecanggihan teknologi ini berlaku antara tiga orang sahabat ketika mereka berhenti disebuah tandas awam di R&R...

[Sahabat A, selepas membasuh tangan] Sahabat B&C :Ape bende kat tangan ko tu?? Awat bergetaq tangan hang tu tu haa??? Sahabat A :Ohh ni name nyer pager,canggih kan besar tangan aku jerk... [Sahabat B, semasa dalam tandas] Sahabat B : Tolong pegang handphone aku ni.. Sahabat A&C: Kalau ade call in caner??? Aper yang terlekat kat telinga ko tu??? Sahabat B : Ooo...ni namenyer bluetooth..kalau ade orang call!!dari jauh aku boleh jawab..[Sahabat C, selepas keluar tandas dengan membawa tisu tandas yang masih terlekat di punggungnya] Sahabat A&B: Kenape tisu iu terlekat disitu C,??? Sahabat C : Ohhh ini mesin fax saye!! saye bawa kemane2 sahaja...

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